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2011-04-05 9-34-33-

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That damn near got me off right there.
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    2011-07-29 20-30-27

    After I'm dead I want lots of people to jack off while thinking about me, maybe even at my funeral.
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    count on it.
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    Put that instruction in your will!
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  • Poh-Soon

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    2011-12-03 23-22-20

    it is customary to show respect for a actor/actress that died before a film's release, regardless of what the subject matter is... and as for 'jack off material', does it really matter that she's dead? grace kelly's dead, but damned if that makes a difference to me--- I mean... uhm. other people that may include her in their fantasies.
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    2012-01-06 21-10-51

    yeah, it really does I agree for regular films. Who doesn't weep during the in memorium segment of the oscars? BUT porn is not PC. Porn is supposed to be about getting you off, not making you think about why someone who's x/x is now dead. It's impossible to not ponder why: flesh eating virus? decapitaton? etc... and considering the porn wasn't of that particular fetish, it ruined the mood. It dried up the whole audience and it wasn't the last film in the program. It fucked up the mood of the place for the films that came after it at the very least. It's totally appropriate on the film's website, but in the credits was a bad choice.
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    2012-02-12 2-40-49-

    I have to say, I'm surprised of your opinion. so, would it also be inappropriate to include such a memorial in the credits of a comedy, just so that the audience doesn't feel sad and lose the momentum of the wisecracks shown before? you seem to be implying that people in the porn industry don't deserve dignity when they die.
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    2012-04-24 20-23-52

    I actually think it removed dignity by not letting his/her work be used for its intended purpose. When I die I wouldn't want the porn I've made to be connected to my death because that's not the kind of porn it was. At the very least, I'd want people to be able to enjoy it for its intended purpose. I fully support the filmmakers honoring the life of their actor, but not then and there. If they had just had text, that might have been fine. But they had a picture of the boi, in the same costume from the film with the memorial credit. Of course people are allowed to die. If this was vintage porn and the person had just died, I wouldn't wonder why (I would assume old age or I'd know because it made the news), but how/why of this death was a huge distraction with this boi.
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  • land

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    2012-08-03 11-39-23

    see, I do think it's a little strange I mean, she should have her name in the credits with a little RIP note... but it is a complete downer to what could have been great jack off material. Plus, for actors who have been dead for a while or where their death is known, you know going into the movie... "Hey, it's a dead actor". But to get slapped in the face by it at the end just isn't fair.
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    Other than that... How was the program? I was disappointed that I missed it.
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    2012-11-04 22-53-13

    hey there long time no see... Well, thewith the now-dead boi was theI found the hottest (pre-credits), but that's so subjective. There was an interestingcut out of vintage b/w films with the plot line of an alien dildo that turns women into sex-crazed lezbos. That was interesting. I liked it better after discoving in the credits that the footage was all recycled. I though some of it was new and staged to look old. A good friend of mine had a piece in it ed Dominatrix Waitrex. I liked it a lot, but it probably should have been programmed in an s/m series. The audience gasped more than once. Or it could have been aftershocks from the dead boi who came before. There was a cool short short from a cute butch from Montreal. It was ed "jerkin'" and was a jerkily-cut juxtiposition of her boxing and jerking off with her cock to a dyke punk soundtrack. But my reaction to it may have been plenty about her being hot.
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    will they show those shorts in sf area?
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    2012-12-29 15-52-23

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    Too bad I missed it! Sounds like it would have been an interesting evening. I'm hoping to get into the Girls' Shorts tonight. I didn't have much trouble getting into The D Word/Straight Hike (LOVED those) in the standby line, so I figured it's worth a shot.
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    2013-03-10 11-15-04

    you should go I'll be there tonight (working). All girl friday is a good cruising time, so you should at least try to get in. And if you do, say "hi". I'll be shooting Q&As at the screenings.
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    I was so getting off until you RUINED it with that punch line. I can't groan and come at the same time, damnit!
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    2013-10-12 15-28-36

    I'm so sorry...you didn't see the post... ...below where I said that phrase reminded me of a horrible eyed-hooker joke? That would have been the tip-off NOT to read the punchline. I kind of expected a loud murmur to shudder through California of lesbians chanting at the same time: "I'll keep an eye out for ya!"
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    2013-12-03 14-32-43

    I'm guessing you know how they died and weren't distracted wondering what happened while you were trying to jack off, right?
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    I was hoping to get a litte bit of private bathroom stall time in before the next screening, so yes, I was planning to jill off in the theater. :-P
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    True. I just thought about times we had sex. I'm not quite as kinky as some seem to think: I wasn't thinking about their deaths.
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