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perno

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2011-02-08 7-56-04-

Funny kid stories the other day there was a thread of funny kid stories on here and so, I wanted to share this one that just happened because it made me laugh. Evidently my 6 year old niece has been curious about reproduction and how gay people have babies. My sister is having a hard time coming to an age explaining it all to her. This was on my sister's blog this morning.... "How do gays have babies?" WTF? When did it turn out to be one of these days? She hasn't even asked where babies come from! So I did my best to go over adoption , insemination, surrogates. She just kept getting hung up on men making the women carry the babies for them & that that was better. I kept trying to explain adoption & the babies that need love. We weren't agreeing on this part cuz we "weren't getting it". Yes, she told me that I wasn't getting what she was trying to say. (I wish I had videoed this part.) I asked her where this came from. "American Dad." Ah yes. A reminder that I'm up for the #1 Mom award. We then moved on to the women, as she just decided men couldn't have babies & the women had to carry them. "So if 2 women kiss, are there 2 babies?" Oh jeebus... No, monkey, there needs to be a sperm & an egg. If there's not both, there's no baby. I skimmed over artificial insemination /other options. "What's a sperm." It's comes from the man & is what's needed to fertilize the egg. "Oh, ok."-thank goodness, we're done- "What's fertilize?"
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your sister needs to write a book. that's hilarious.
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